One recording, format of your choice, of my husband and/or myself, saying several phrases on a looped playback to continuously repeat. Hit phrases include:
1. What are you doing?
2. Leave your sister/brother ALONE!
3. Pick up this mess right NOW!
4. STOP SCREAMING!!
5. Get down from there!
6. I said stop it!
7. How many times do I have to tell you?
8. Did you hear what I said?
9. Knock it off!
10. NO!
... and many more!
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